Russia extends stimulus packageto ABBA  

                                                                     (Putin denies dancing to ABBA)

How many jokes have been made with the Dem’s “Stimulus Package”?

a billion?         

no way.

a million?

Maybe. A billion, let alone a trillion, is beyond my grasp. How about you?

With over 6 billion earthlings, and words getting ’lost in translation,' it could be...

 In Holland the transexual pornstar and Barack Obama look-alike,

 BARBIE ORGASMA, has a new reality show featuring her band: Barbie and the Stimulus Package.

If the actual package rises or falls, Barbie will surely stimulate certain sectors of the economy. Things go up, things go down. Pelosi, Reid and even the vibrant Obama, think we need Viagra.

Billions of pills!                  …300 million Americans….

     John Q Jones is all jacked-up. He wants passage of his stimulus package.

     Mrs. Jones lost her job today. She rolls over and says:

     "Not tonight, I have a headache."

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